As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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