I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
