I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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