Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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