I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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