she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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