Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
