You work out of a Hotel?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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