He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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