let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
