it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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