no. you can't hotbox the world.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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