You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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