Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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