I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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