Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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