um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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