The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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