Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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