everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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