Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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