Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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