even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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