David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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