i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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