I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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