D3 body, D1 cock
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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