your parents love me but you hate me
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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go home
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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