my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Randomize