is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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