Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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