After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.