The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'd cum for enchiladas.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?