You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life