Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia