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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..

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  i'll start checking the bushes on campus.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  we're about an hour out, how's the weather?

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  cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?

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