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(212): View more from New York

Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.

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(917): View more from New York City

So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat

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(720): View more from Colorado

If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me

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(641): View more from Iowa

Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?

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(727): View more from Florida

It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.

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(518): View more from New York

Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play

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(607): View more from New York

Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!

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