please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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