i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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