In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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