8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize