1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
