I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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