summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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