Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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