Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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