? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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