Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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