i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock