I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.