seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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