do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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