Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm like, not good at living.
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