OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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