How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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