this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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