Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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