In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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