WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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