babies were throwing up all over the place
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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