And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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