I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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