Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
