i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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