I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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